Sunday, 1 January 2017

Coffin humour





It is estimated that 20,000 people queued up to file past the coffin of King Richard III during the three days prior to his reburial in Leicester Cathedral in 2015. I was one of that number, although I played a canny hand and only had to wait 20 minutes to get in, as opposed to the four hours endured by some of the earlier queuers on the first morning!

As you approached the entrance, a member of the cathedral staff handed you a printed card headed "Richard III & Me". I have mine in front of me as I write.

This is - at heart - a reminder to people that they are about to enter a Christian place of worship, and to ponder their beliefs about life and death. It's a mini-sermon, if you like, and a bit of Christian publicity.

Like many sermons it begins with a joke, which is worth retelling if you haven't heard it before. What follows is therefore a direct quotation from the pen of somebody at Leicester Cathedral:

The story is told of three men in a pub discussing what they would like people to say about them as they lay in their coffins at their funerals. The first said he would like people to remember a man of firm integrity and a generous giver of time and money to those in need. The second said he'd like people to say he was a great teacher and a positive role model to many. The third said he'd like people to say: "Look ... he's moving!"



© John Welford

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